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Excellent one guys! The election ballot in Saturday’s Solar appearing the NDP gaining steam will have to be the most efficient April Fools funny story of all time. If now not a funny story then we’re all so screwed it’s now not humorous. If a donkey was once operating towards an NDP candidate I might vote for mentioned donkey as it might have extra sense!
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DON HONEYCHURCH
(A donkey can be in excellent corporate in politics.)
Taxes can take a hike
Trudeau and the Lib-NDP celebration hiked taxes on April 1. I assume the funny story is on us and the fools that elected him.
DEBRA TOWNROW
(We do get what we vote for.)
Fairy stories abound
Re: Lorne Gunter’s April 2 oped. Believe our prince of Papineau leaping right into a Tesla charged up through the recent air generated in Ottawa then riding to an airport designed and constructed through SNC-Lavalin, leaping on a jet powered through Bombardier dual electrical Turbofan engines for a commute to B.C. so he can surf. The entire time spent pronouncing he’s saving taxpayer cash as a result of he didn’t keep in a $6,000 in keeping with evening room. Unicorns are actual and budgets stability themselves.
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PERRY HUBER
(If shall we harness the facility of Ottawa’s sizzling air we might be set for power for existence.)
Shedding for Bedard
I see the Montreal Canadians are shedding on function now so they may be able to be within the Bedard sweepstakes. No longer a foul concept however is it in reality honest to the enthusiasts, who pay excellent cash to look at? GO FLAMES GO!
RON HEWTON
(Couldn’t or not it’s that they simply aren’t excellent?)
Prehistoric a laugh
Whilst paying attention to my T-Rex data, scientists have advanced a Prehistoric Meatball, which sounds just like the identify of my punk rock team. Subsequent they’ll resurrect the Caveman who will chase us round with golf equipment. The one excellent factor is that Fred Flintstone will turn into P.M.
TERRY TOLL
(Yabba dabba doo!)